shittin bricks

To Be Scared As FUCK.

that nigga was shittin bricks when the bitch said she was pregnant.

by i get paper January 12, 2008

shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners

dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

Shitfinger

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitting

what my parents call everything when they're angry. Must be a polite way of saying fucking.

-Get your shitting fork out of my plate, Eric!

-Take your shittin' ass someplace else, you're being annoying.

by TheBx41 September 22, 2012

Shittin' my tits

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017