ShitDick9000

an individual that can make you giggle and squiggle

you fucking shitdick9000

by friday night funking November 27, 2021

Shitdick

Adjective. Used to describe anything imaginable or possible when one is under the emotional state of being irritable or agitated.

Can also be used to describe a person or another living being or creature. Also when one is agitated or irritable, or the person in question has wronged the individual using said word.

John stubbed his toe and yelled “shitdick”

The guy who scratched my car is a shitdick

Also when you finish anal you now possess a “shitdick”

by Shadowpossum February 18, 2022

Shitdick Fag

A bloke named Molesty, that doesn’t answer his msgs/calls.

Fuck Molesty, he cant even answer his phone, the Shitdick Fag!!

by MosesX10 August 2, 2022

Shitdick

When a woman shits on your meaty cock when fuckin her in da ass

Mark: oh baby you shitdick
Baby: oh shitdick I'm sorrry

by BigDBilly March 28, 2023

shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you

he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck

by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023

Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.

Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.

by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017