Shitfuckwanktwatbastard

The most sacred word of the English language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.

Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then

*Wife begins the deed*

Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?

*Wife bites down hard*

Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!

by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007

shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.

Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.

by browngringo July 31, 2010

shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.

Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.

by ScarceLime August 18, 2021

shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.

1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!

by The Stuufler July 23, 2008

Shitfuck

President George W. Bush

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"

by kmhebert December 25, 2008

Mac shitfuck

A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you

miguel" hows it going anthony

anthony" great i just got this new laptop.

miguel" o i see its a 7

anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent

miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better

Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck

by pissed off definitions December 6, 2009

shitfuck

1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker

1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"

by Cannone June 21, 2006