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Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.
Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.
by RedBathTub June 30, 2023
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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006
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Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"
Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!
by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008
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shittin bricks

that nigga was shittin bricks when the bitch said she was pregnant.
by i get paper January 12, 2008
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Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011
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shitbid

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.
I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.
by cober1 March 7, 2013
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Shitfinger

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.
by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011
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