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Shittard

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.
look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.
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Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.
My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.
by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019
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Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.
Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020
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bastard ass shithead

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022
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Shit Beard

1. Disastrous facial hair.

2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.

3. Aftermath of administering a rim job

See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
by Beans v The G May 20, 2005
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shithead sled

A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.
Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.
by Coon catcher January 18, 2008
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shithead mcdouchhat

A person who should seriously be considering to kill them selves to make everyone else better off in the end because they will end up being the end of humanity. There are the type of person who would literly wear a douche covered in shit on there head.
That kid right there is such a shithead mcdouchhat
by Benika March 6, 2017
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