shit off a stick

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

by Tom W August 2, 2004

shit up a stick

To perform a very difficult or precarious task.

"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."

by siamesersgp December 23, 2011

to shit over a stick

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.

Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”

by 1BigEck October 7, 2022

Hot shit on a stick

Variation of Hot shit that my grandfather picked up during WWII and subsequently used on me when I thought I was being cool.

“Boy you think you’re hot shit on a stick don’t you?”

by CB3187 May 24, 2018

holy shit on a stick

used when surprised

holy shit on a stick

by yu January 31, 2004

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019