A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
by Joe from Carajoland June 17, 2012
Get the Burly Shirley mug.Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.
They are sharp tools.
They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
by The Merz May 4, 2010
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by sexyandhot February 2, 2010
Get the Sherie mug.(sh-air-ee) a human female posessing the following qualities: humor, intelligence, charity, wit, sense of responsiblity, high moral values, love of family and God; often interested in creative and musical outlets; also known to laugh at herself and not take life too seriously. Pet peeves - hypocrites and clutter. Other spellings: Sheri, Sherry, Sherri, Sheree, Cherie
by rocketdog23 February 3, 2010
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They usually are small, kind, have long dark hair, and brown eyes.
They usually are small, kind, have long dark hair, and brown eyes.
by abominable_bunny February 17, 2010
Get the Shirin mug.Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.
Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
by hannessensens July 22, 2009
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"Sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. Usually you do it when you're sitting together and holding hands. Group sharies is when you do it with a group while you're sitting in a circle. But you can't do sharies if you're holding hands with two people! lol"
"Sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. Usually you do it when you're sitting together and holding hands. Group sharies is when you do it with a group while you're sitting in a circle. But you can't do sharies if you're holding hands with two people! lol"
by Miley Spears January 19, 2009
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