Shefriend

A friend who's a girl

Hey bud, yo I was with my shefriend last night blahbla...

by Jules Bonn July 23, 2018

Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.

A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.

by Kustid July 21, 2019

Sheffered

To be screwed over by your co-worker; To be affected negatively by a co-worker that makes you contemplate suicide

“Dude, when I got on shift today I found out I got Sheffered by Sheffer! I’m going to kill myself”

by Tester Testorino March 3, 2020

Spam Shelf

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

J-shelf

When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)

shelf Jap eye

Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good

by Susman August 1, 2016

Sheffield

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.

"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"

by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007

shelf esteem

When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.

by floorfly November 15, 2010