The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.
Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"
Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"
Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."
Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."
Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"
Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."
Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."
by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008
Get the ryan sheckler mug.Ryan Sheckler is a famous skateboarder who has become a sellout with his new reality show. He is a whiny bitch, but beside that fact for some reason most girls are obsessed with him because of his good looks. However in his hometown of San Clemente(the hometown of this writer)everyone at his school hates him. He has a reputation for being a huge pussy, and douschbag. Him and Tony Panici are not well liked. They are both short douchebags in which everyone is annoyed with. On halloween, they like to drive around drunk and try to hit on young freshman. The following example DID happen.
at a party while someones parents are away...
Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
by mollyyyyyyy July 3, 2008
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The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.
"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"
by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008
Get the Ryan Sheckler mug.The better way to say 'sexy' or 'sexay'. Usually used in sentences describing hot actors with nice arses. Or some random hot person you see on the street and want to rape.
Rico is so shecksay. Not.
by Sasquatch Owega Boblet September 10, 2004
Get the shecksay mug.A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.
Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.
by shpam 4 January 14, 2010
Get the schecher mug.1: Akin to a dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache being drawn on the face it's instead, a Fu Manchu.
2: Act of performing anal sex, pulling ones shit covered cock out of the recipients ass and drawing a Fu Manchu on the recipients face with said shit covered member.
2: Act of performing anal sex, pulling ones shit covered cock out of the recipients ass and drawing a Fu Manchu on the recipients face with said shit covered member.
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by Sid P July 10, 2007
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