schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

Shwasted

consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!

Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!

by mr clap happy July 12, 2011

Shwaste

A mixture between being shitfaced and wasted to the point of being blacked out and of no return.

Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"

Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"

Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"

by HelCan September 4, 2007

Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma August 18, 2008

swasted

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

by shortmts September 11, 2010

shfasted

A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.

May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"

Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."

Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"

Joe: "I think you already are..."

by m.a.r.i.n.a. July 2, 2008

Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009