shagspot

A yellow-tipped spot on a boy's face during puberty.

His face was smothered in shagspots; he looked like a fucking relief map of India.

by Edna Sweetlove October 3, 2006

Shampoo

What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water

by Telephony August 12, 2016

shamplade

Shamplade is a tee shirt company that was started in the midwest (Bowling Green, Ohio, home of the National Tractor Pull Championship). Started during the summer of 2003.

"Did you get that super-cool tee from Shamplade?". And all you have to say is, "Yes."

by Blake R Martin June 13, 2008

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

wooden shampoo

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

by lickity-split June 15, 2005

Shampost

The frazzled ends of a sheep’s wool.

My hair is so shamposty today!

by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011