Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009

Smarticle

When someone or something is so smart that there is no word to describe it.

Dude, I am like sixteen times more smarticle than you are which makes me a god.

by Ashkan Kiani October 23, 2008

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

Smarticle

Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.

Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"

Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"

by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013