Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.
Gregor, you were a shambles last night.
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Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
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so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.
so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.
"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"
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