Shambles

A state of total disorder

My buddy Joel is in shambles all the time.

by Dexter4837 March 12, 2021

Shambles

being a straight up mess/disaster

"Hey did you hear that Discourse doesn't use meso gear?"
"Damn he's in shambles"

by downwithkeddie January 13, 2022

Shambuyi

In Congolese village tales, this name is given to those who's fathers completed the M’tushibe trial, when at the age of 16 you are made to fight 3 k’shilube, which are three feline animals like lions and tigers. If your named Shambuyi you are blessed with the protection that was placed on your father to live fighting against the k’shilube and destined to have unprecedented amounts of wealth

“come here Shambuyi”

by koffi olamide September 29, 2022

The Shambles

A state of sufferge that must be endured, there are little things that can free you from “The Shambles” but there are periods of relief

She cheated on me, I just can’t escape The Shambles.

by TRXPPIETREVV March 7, 2019

shambles

an irish curse used when calling shotgun. can be used with the shotgun call "shotgun, no shambles" or if not used "shotgun", a second person can call shambles and they get shotty.

Person 1: Shotgun, no shambles
Person 2: Fuck

Person 1: Shotgun
Person 2: Shambles
Person 1: Fuck, you win

by carpetmuncher1011 March 27, 2010

shambledandy

Explitive often used in the case of proclaiming one's own idiocy.

I forgot my cloak at the speakeasy. Shambledandy!!

by Trevor Wilcox September 8, 2006

Shambles

A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.

NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".

"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)

(or)

"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."

by wfu demon deacons February 6, 2007