Shambly

A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.

Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"

Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."

by G.andy18 February 27, 2017

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

stamble

To masturbate a donkey and ingest its semen.

"The young man had a good stamble after the rodeo."

by Clint Roberts November 2, 2007

Shamber

A chamber of shame where you go to do things that are not particularly bad, but you feel embarrassed to do in say, your living room.
Coined by 710 KIRO's Luke Burbank on his show "Too Beautiful to Live".

"Dude, after I got my electric massage chair from Brookstone, I had to put it into my shamber because my friends would think that I was a total douchebag."

by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

Shameless Susie

The girl who by the end of the night, needs to have something in her mouth. She is the classiest of slooters and she loves getting fratty anytime of the day or night.

"Laurie, you're such a Shameless Susie!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing....."

by bestfriendtime69 October 7, 2011

shameless advertising

Advertising a product because they have genuine interest in it rather than being some spambot or payed worker who doesn't actually give a shit.

Bob: Hey! This new program is great, I love it and you should download it.
Steve: spambot gtfo
Bob: I'm serious, I actually use it and it's not crap!
Steve: Holy shit, it wasn't crap! Thanks for the shameless advertising

by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010

shamblefuck

Term originates from Aston Gaels Tpur. Like a clusterfuck but just a million times worse. Where everything is a complete shambles but also proper fucked at the same time. e.g "This whole situation is fucking shambolic" could be described as being "Shamblefucked". Andrew Wing is credited as being the original "Shamblefucker"

Everything is fucked and it's a shambles, this is a proper Shamblefuck.

by ezeergood October 5, 2016