Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

If thy dare to, thy shall bare too

If you can't bare the possible outcomes of your choices then don't dare in the first place.

When "jiteshr (a random stranger on chess.com) lost in chess to me, despite having an advantageous position and me giving him the opportunity to draw he still decided to continue playing and he had a lead of 21 points and 7 minutes and I had 2 minutes but he still lost in the end to time. Then I said to him, "If thy dare to, thy shall bare too."

by Sugei July 15, 2023

You shall not pass!

The famous phrase from the first LotR movies: The fellowship of the ring, said by Gandalf the Grey while fighting a Balrog.

Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.

Gandalf: *wheeze* You shall not pass! *slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet*

~~~~~~~~

Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.

-few minutes later-

Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!

King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

by Leo Blade March 8, 2012

Shahlo

Shahlo is a very beautiful, sweet, cute, kind. She makes a great boyfriend. she makes friends laugh. she is super. You are very lucky to have Shahlo.

Shahlo is best friend.

I am her boyFriend-

by 356326 February 4, 2020

shalla

Italian slang for 'don't you worry' or 'relax', most used in young people and high school students. Shalla's for girls and shallo for boys

_fuck, bro today there's the history test and I studied nothing!
_Shalla! today no test, next week, relax!

by guybrush treepwood January 25, 2013

Shallow person

Are part of a group of:

-People with no benefit to the earth or human society.

-People that need no chance in this life for they only care for their own kind via (best looking, richest, any other material quality).

-People who create the media and our reality television shows.

-People who end up as celebrities with no talent except their looks or "photogenity".

-People who probably dumped you for no real reason in your high school years, or took advantage of you and messed with your emotions.

-People who fit well into the rich community and our US government.

Guy 1: Paris Hilton is a good example of a shallow person.

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

Guy 1: She's rich.

Guy 2: Ohhh, how was she rich?

Guy 1: She got some crazy inheritance.

Guy 2: Ohhh... -long pause-

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

by Gigafrost February 25, 2009

Salloway

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.

Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.

by RagingH November 5, 2010