Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

Hand Shave

Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).

Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

left hand shame

The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.

I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.

by rh15 August 26, 2009

Dirty Hand Shakes

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011

Left Hand SHame

Masturbation with the opposite hand.

Charlie uses his left hand to whack off.

Charlie and his sister had some left hand shame in the back seat of his stalker van.

Charlie had some left hand shame after he was made a bitch in front of his sister.

by Sheisse Grenata March 5, 2009