Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Smackledwarfed

Meaning "Cheated" or "Fooled". First used by Spongebob, in the episode where him and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector.

That guy totally just conned us out of 50 bucks! We've been smackledwarfed!

by yukie October 6, 2009

Shacked

Slang used nearly exclusively in very Southern California to mean the headrush feeling of nicotine

A: Bro, pass the Juul
*A rips Juul*
B: You shacked bro?

by E-ratic Magician March 8, 2019

spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007

snacklessphere

A whole other dimension in the universe, more commonly known as the annoying layer of air in common packaged snacks that detracts from facilitated consumption and enjoyment

Dude, I paid $2 for a bag of chips, and all I got was snacklessphere.

by Illiterate children in March 30, 2008