Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.
O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.
Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008
Get the semi-retarded mug.Semitasking is what we are actually doing when we think we are multitasking. A robot multitasks. We talk while we burn the pancakes.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.
Willfully semitasking on the drive to work, she had to retrieve her lipstick from her sinus cavity after running into the car stopped in front of her.
by 3ric October 22, 2008
Get the semitasking mug.Related Words
semitic
• semitarian
• semit
• semitone
• semita
• Semite Lushes
• semiterry
• semitery
• semitic armor
• semitic good looks
A sleep that induces visual and audio hallucinations, mostly closed eye, absolutely similar to dreaming, but if something makes you scared, you jump, and shake out of the sleep.
he jumped out of his semi-sleep
by imalinuxfreak December 7, 2007
Get the semi-sleep mug.one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.
by rickphalon December 22, 2007
Get the semi-baller mug.The process of making an individual familierized with potty mouth culture. The characterization of regularly using vulgar language, profanities.
Samitize someone, he/she was samitized are some acceptable usages of the word.
Samitize someone, he/she was samitized are some acceptable usages of the word.
He/she was samitized into talking profanity.
We should samitize him/her, so he/she is accustomed to our language.
We should samitize him/her, so he/she is accustomed to our language.
by Camel17 October 20, 2015
Get the samitize mug.semi-thick is when ur not thick but your not thin skinny. you have a nice ass and your thighs are kinda big but not too big. it's a beautiful body to have learn to love it.
by lilboat May 14, 2016
Get the semi-thick mug.The act of massaging the balls of a man with one hand while furiously fisting his fart box with the other free hand.
Just spent twelve hours last night giving and receiving a Semi Trailer with Mike, even though it hurts to sit down and my right hand smells like shit it was totally worth it!
by MCLovin0630 June 16, 2018
Get the Semi Trailer mug.