he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.
real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last
5 years later...
me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last
5 years later...
me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it
by SS-TH-BORHAP-LM September 21, 2020
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Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
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A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans
Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."
by febrese clean December 8, 2015
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Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"
by trev the terror June 9, 2019
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Get the sail the seven seas mug."Wait what... Harry from Duplicity is actually called Sebastian Walker?"
"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
"Yep. He's had a fake identity before. Now we know his real name."
by julez <3 April 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Walker mug.The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.
Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018
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