Seamus

The hottest guy you will ever meet! He's smart and funny! They tend to be great at sports!

"Hey, did you see Seamus and the game yesterday?"

"Yes! He looked so hot!"

by fortnitelife May 4, 2018

Seamus

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

"I'm a brother Seamus!"

by OsirusR July 15, 2009

seamonster

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.

"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."

by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

Schaming

A town in Austria. People from this town used the sir name Schaming when they were moved to France around 1650.

My last name is Schaming and my ancestors are from the town of Schaming in Austria.

by Phil Schaming December 16, 2007

seamless

Seamless (noun) - Used to describe a situation where everyone is told it will work perfectly, when in fact it's an unmitigated clusterfuck.

Support Agent: The transfer of your service will be seamless.
Raging Old Person: THEN WHY THE F**K ISNT IT WORKING
Support Agent: Uhh, let me talk to an engineer...

by Messy Sky Support Agent November 19, 2010

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

seamus moment

when something goes wrong in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment. if you end up losing in any way shape or form in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment.

that's such a seamus moment

by donovan VI March 22, 2022