The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.
by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019
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The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.
by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018
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Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.
by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009
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by the1calledfeeny February 7, 2009
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I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.
by Al Benedict April 9, 2008
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I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 22, 2010
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