A phrase used as an insult from one to another.
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
by Freed-olay January 15, 2008
Get the hung like a seahorsemug. by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
Get the crusty ass seahorse eatermug. The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
by Pindershlon February 15, 2010
Get the Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorsemug. When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008
Get the seahorsemug. Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.
Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.
by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014
Get the atlantic seahorsemug. by An Ex convict October 4, 2013
Get the seahorse juicemug. When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
by Clibbz June 19, 2019
Get the Seahorsedmug.