hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

Seahorse Style

When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole

She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life

by Urgent Sensations April 26, 2021

Seahorse

A straight male bottom

"Yea Jeremy's a seahorse. His girlfriend pegs him."

by Sushimutt December 12, 2023

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 08, 2020

seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020