when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!
by rachael wiegand July 6, 2008
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A parent who shows up unexpectedly and explodes (like a SCUD missile). This can happen at school, sports, etc. Typically a SCUD parent shows up, throws a fit, and is gone again for another semester.
Jacob's got a major SCUD parent for a mom. I haven't seen her for six months and she shows up here making an ass of herself and just about ripped my head off. Related types of parents: helicopter mom, MIA mom.
by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008
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After holding it in as long as possible A person lays on their back and points their ass into the air. they then launch out shit as forcefully as possible trying to turn it into missiles. this is obviously a sport between multiple people. first one to be covered loses.
by Tommerbomber September 17, 2008
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A word used among pilots that refers situations in which weather conditions are poor, forcing the pilot(s) to fly low enough to see the terrain.

"if its too nasty to go ifr we'll go vfr"
tim's a dumb-ass pilot, being a scud runner is going to get him killed
by johndoe91 August 14, 2011
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A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.
I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.
by thenewrooster October 30, 2008
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Leave Me Alone For A While.. I Need To Go Watch A Scud Flick.

Sort Myself Out With The Scud Flicks.
by Copie0178 May 24, 2009
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Pornographic material. Particularly applied to internet or film material.
Dean had been caught by his girlfriend looking at scud on the net...
by benman January 13, 2005
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