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scud deflectors 

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.
Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
scud deflectors by T-Rent December 11, 2007
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the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.
Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!
scud duck by google me bitch May 24, 2008

scud missile 

when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!

scud parent 

A parent who shows up unexpectedly and explodes (like a SCUD missile). This can happen at school, sports, etc. Typically a SCUD parent shows up, throws a fit, and is gone again for another semester.
Jacob's got a major SCUD parent for a mom. I haven't seen her for six months and she shows up here making an ass of herself and just about ripped my head off. Related types of parents: helicopter mom, MIA mom.

Scud Storm 

After holding it in as long as possible A person lays on their back and points their ass into the air. they then launch out shit as forcefully as possible trying to turn it into missiles. this is obviously a sport between multiple people. first one to be covered loses.
Scud Storm by Tommerbomber October 27, 2008

scud runner

A word used among pilots that refers situations in which weather conditions are poor, forcing the pilot(s) to fly low enough to see the terrain.

"if its too nasty to go ifr we'll go vfr"
tim's a dumb-ass pilot, being a scud runner is going to get him killed
scud runner by johndoe91 August 21, 2011