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scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.
Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.
by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016
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scrill

"I can't go to Taco Bell."
"Why?"
"I ain't got no scrill!"
by Matt Greenwood May 27, 2006
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scull

(v trans) to drink (an alcoholic beverage) in a single draught.

Syn. chug

Poss. derived from "skol" a term similar to "cheers!"
There is no bloody way I'm sculling that yard-glass.
by Spootonium October 10, 2004
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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015
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scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.
There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004
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Scrublord

In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".
Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.
by Warrio September 12, 2009
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scrillabat

Money in the form of Coinage.
That Hamburger is gonna cost ya 1 scrilla and 29 scrillabats
by Scrillomania May 27, 2008
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