Scro-Yo

Scrotal yogurt aka Scro-Yo. Man gravy. Nut custard. Just another addition to the many fine names for male semen.

I swear the bish said she was hungry for some Scro-Yo not Fro-Yo so I busted all over her face.

She drained my pump of every drop of Scro-Yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Scrafting

When one girl has sex with another girl

Scrafting is two girls having sex

by Freddie101 April 14, 2019

scorffshite

Someone who talks rubbish with their mouthful

That Boris, he was talking away with a veal sandwich in his gob the other day, what a scorffshite

by CurlyWurly58 September 30, 2020

Scrift

When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.

(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.

by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021

Scofomunlogy

Scofomunlogy is a fictional religion where people worship Scottish Fold Munchkin cat breed.

My religion is Scofomunlogy. It's a fictional religion. We believe in Scottish Fold Muchkin superiority.

by Ramblues September 24, 2022

knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs

Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014