scrintillating

a term to describe a moist & crunchy combination

This muffin is so scrintillating.

by Harry Fang May 21, 2011

scrantish

scant, poor, little, insufficient, lacking in amount of quantity; scrawny, lean (also meagre)

he is a scrantish person

by kingmor February 28, 2018

Scranton

A place you would think is fun and amazing because “the office” took place there, but it really isn’t. In fact, there is nothing to do there

“Hey, wanna go to Scranton”
“If it’s not parade day, what’s the point?”

by Squid Daddy May 16, 2018

Scranton

The Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania

Regional Manager of a paper and printer supply company: "People this is scranton, and Many people consider that to be the Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania. And in Paris, it is rude for a woman to have less than four lovers."

by Harambe69 June 16, 2020

Scranta Claus

A sexual attraction to Old St Nick

“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”

“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Scranton

Scranton is not a piece of shit as everyone claims. Scranton is actually a beautiful city. It holds so much history that many residents lack knowledge of. What makes this city 'shitty', are the dirty, scummy, wanna-be ghettoes, and people who don't respect other people. Plus the people walking around thinking they are tough shit by stabbing, shooting, and killing other people. So if you think Scranton is shitty, you don't know enough about the city and you probably are the problem. Ty

Scranton isn't shitty, it's the people in it that make it that way.

by Scrantonbitch July 19, 2016

Scranton

i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch

Scranton makes NYC piss its pants

by bigpimpson May 4, 2005