Spraddle

Any object used to mix an alcoholic beverage

"dude, I need to mix this more, hand me the spraddle"

by crispyJ December 9, 2008

spraddled

to spread out, expand, to scatter.

Carrie had her tampons spraddled on the bed.

by MOLICIOUS September 12, 2006

straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

Straddle Racking

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

scaddler

the place between the anus and vagina, the best place to stop for a bite before heading down south, ya know what i mean...

man, she was soooo hot, just as i was about to make whoopie, i had to stop in and see how the scaddler was doin this time of year, man was it juicy.

by Peltmaster May 29, 2008