shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Scissor Kickers

Slang term used to describe dikes, lesbians and carpet munchers.
To scissor kick means to rub pussies together for pleasure; either snatch on snatch (grinding) or to fuck each other with a two headed dildo.

Check out those two chicks, they are definitely "scissor kickers"!

by DWN2 September 8, 2015

Scissor-Catching

A sex position where two females are scissoring and a man is fingering each anus.

Dude, I totally saw Jane and Rachel scissor-catching with Tyrone last night. It was so hot!

by proscissorer October 14, 2017

Scissorbill

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.

She is being a real Scissorbill right now.

by David Shatner September 20, 2018

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Scissor Jack

When a girl or guy... or a they them, while on their knees, jerks off two guys at the same time who are standing perpendicular to their left and right. The kneeler then proceeds to jerk off the guy on their left with the right arm and the guy on the right with their left arm forming an X and a scissor motion.

Yo dis ho scissor jacked me and Tyree last night. I thought he wa gon cum on me, but then she stuck her head in the jack and did he old look left right left.

by Taint Stick December 31, 2019

Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.

Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015