knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

swinging bulldog

Swinging Bulldog: The exclucive male act of {mooning} or showing your naked bottom, while fully bent over exposing and shaking your nutts from side to side. Inable to encounter the full effect of a true swinging bulldog you must be able to see your targets behind you between your legs.

With balls like Erics hes liklely to break a leg, with his swinging bulldog!

by walter 333 September 21, 2006

Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

Soft Swinging

The act of couples(swingers) particpating in sexual acts in the same room but not swapping or sharing their sexual partners.

I need a girlfriend so I can do some soft swinging with you two tonight.

by MichaelO June 28, 2005

Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

Singing To Your Socks

One of the hundreds of ways of saying "puking".

"Have you seen Bill?"
"Yeah, he drank all the vodka, and now he's singing to his socks..."

by OmegaZeto July 26, 2005

Singing ninja tank

A character from let's play of Cocoron by Deceasedcrab. Term suggested by a fan through a music video about a singing ninja tank, that Deceasedcrab dutifully voiced.

Let's go singing ninja tank
Ninja tank, ninja tank,
Sneaky singing ninja tank,
Ninja tank, ninja tank,
Defeats his foes with a song
As his treads keep rolling along!

by DC_Fan October 16, 2012