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A festival of guns and beer, celebrated in many parts of the world.
From the German for 'Shooting Festival'
Geez I got pissed az a maggot at the shitzenface an' I 'ant seen me wife since.
by Beer and Guns is Beut January 9, 2004
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On-The-Schultz

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Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential
Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".
by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006
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Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.

The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.

The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"

*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action

*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
by Kevin McKay July 17, 2006
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Schultz

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shultz is a tall mentally ill looking norwegian that has skin so bright it blinds small children
person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
by Don't use your real name March 12, 2009
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OMG, look at him. He is THE most retarded guy of all. Like, he can't even catch a snitch. stupid schulze
by Mr. BaDoink February 24, 2015
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The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).
go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said
by Helmut S July 10, 2009
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Renee Schultz

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Renee Schultz is the founder of Renasia. She makes the people of Renasia very happy with her smile and laughter. She has an extreme love for God that she loves to share with everybody! She's going to change the world one day <3
Don't worry about Renee Schultz... It's because she's Renasian :P
by smileduh May 1, 2010
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