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schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.
Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?
by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015
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Schulich School of Business

The school is filled with bunch of stuck up cunts, who's way over their heads...
Person 1 " Hey I'm from Schulich School of Business"
Person 2 "So you're a cunt?"
Person 1 "Correctomundo"
by Niggas of Toronto October 1, 2014
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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
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schlip

The omnomatopoeiac sound for quickly leaving an area undetected.
Bob: Where's George?
George: *Schlip*
Bob: Darn he must have schlipped away.
by Wincrest December 12, 2006
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schliquid

the combination of cum, shit, and spermicidal lubricant found on a penis after engaging in anal sex.
After Andrew pulled his penis out of Chris' asshole, it was covered with a nice coat of schliquid.
by Chris Delgado October 21, 2010
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