shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.

Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.

by mattyc April 4, 2003

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schalacking

Masterbating hardcore.

I gave it a quick shalacking.

by Dilan Martin April 30, 2004

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

Slacking

To leave the house without a firearm.

You out here with no burner, you slacking

by RayWallace January 23, 2020

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008