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shlacking

a huge smack to a certain object.
Dude I gave your mom's ass a good shlacking last night.
by mattyc April 4, 2003
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schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.
"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
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schalacking

by Dilan Martin April 30, 2004
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slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."
by StonyBear November 10, 2011
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Slacking

You out here with no burner, you slacking
by RayWallace January 23, 2020
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multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.
I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.
by Teakay July 20, 2008
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