schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schayne

A Schayne is a rare, misunderstood creature. The species is generally male and overly friendly. NEVER feed a Schayne! They have an immeasurable appetite and once fed will never leave. Schaynes like a lot of attention and are easily excitable. They will be bizarrely devoted to anyone who gives them beer or takes them for a bike ride.

A Schayne is a curious thing!

by Rackle Frackle February 5, 2010

Schanell

Schanell is the epitome of a strong unique talented black woman . She is as sweet as pie but will set you and your family on fire if u cross her . Naturally a loner with a keen sense for bullsh*t . Creative and loving .

I wish my girl was more of a Schanell .

by Yo mamas daughter January 7, 2017

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.

Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?

by sconch April 12, 2005

Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

by Adrian July 16, 2006