scuzzed

being beyond drunk, not even wasted, incoherent and needing assistance in walking up the stairs

Pat Wenzler sure was scuzzed last night.

by Valentine W October 18, 2007

shazza

the australian word for trailer trash/white trash unclassy women. On rare occassions used as a condensed nickname for someone named Sharon, but most of the time, its a descriptive term, to warn others of trashy women in the vicinity.

guy: this chick, she would've been a good catch except for one thing...

friend: she was a bit of a Shazza?

guy: yeh.

*The masculine version of this name is Bazza- obviously a nick name for Barry, but more commonly used for describing Shazza's inbred partner.

by #2 December 20, 2003

scalz

to rock ones eye so it does serious damage. only to be done to crumbs.

I want to scalz that fat bitch, and make her eye purple for 3 weeks.

by Chez B and Mary B June 29, 2008

scuzzy higgins

when your banging a girl from behind with a defensive lacrosse stick ron higgins is watching you through your window whilst he is naked getting peanut butter licked of his balls by a dog. after this takes place you must let ron give it to you in your buttox with his sausage

i gave my girlfriend a scuzzy higgins last night

by LVL#22, Lil Red Ryda, and Usti December 19, 2008

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

by Miah81 July 15, 2009

scuzzer

A girl who is a dirty fucking slut.

Karen Catenzaro aka Gia Paloma

by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004

Scozzafavaed

(Pronounced: /skoʊzəfavəd/)
-verb

1. Purged of moderation, e.g., within in a Congressional district
2. Inadvertently revealed internal chaos, e.g., within in a political party
3. Adj., Doomed due to popular support of the GOP electorate

"Dude, you see Glenn Beck talking about how our congressman supports indoctrinating us in the ways of socialism through paper money last night? We need to get him Scozzafavaed."

by ScozzaFavulous November 5, 2009