A slubbolard is a person who is both a slob and a tub of lard. A slubbolard rarely has sex, other than with him/herself on the couch next to multiple bags of potato chips. A slubbolard is the male version of 2-Ton Tessy.
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by Heftyspice69 May 9, 2018
Get the Slubbin mug.A child who is literally incapable of doing anything for themselves, to the point where it is physically painfull for all those around them. All they do is play fortnite and ask their mom for snacks.
My little brother is such a Shlub, he can’t even bother to tie his shoes and he’s 12.
Quit being a Shlub, get off your ass, and go get your own damn juice box.
Quit being a Shlub, get off your ass, and go get your own damn juice box.
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by Mr2001 November 26, 2009
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He was a shlubby business man. He had no interesting visions, no pronounced attire. He was prone to thinking that his gimmicky ideas, dreamed up at the bar, were original and financially fruitful (he could make millions). Those around him were accustomed to listening to these ideas over and over and over....along with stories about how he was going to get some famous model to promote the business venture.
She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.
She was shlubby. She was disheveled in dress. She worked from home telemarketing or providing phone sex services. At night she goes to the bar and compliments shlubby men's ideas hoping to lasso them into bed. She is also intrigued by their conceptual money making ventures. She receives one check every month from the government and one additional check from a outside party- probably an ex-husband.
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