5

Code for doing 69 in front of a mirror: (6+9)/(9-6) = 5.

Mom: "Johnny, were you and Susie really studying last night? How many of those math problems did you get done?"
Johnny: "Um... 5." *snicker*

by Mr2001 September 20, 2006

slub

A combination of slut and slob: someone whose casual attitude toward sex mirrors their casual attitude toward fashion and hygiene.

See that chick in the loose fitting tunic and smeared makeup? What a slub!

by Mr2001 November 26, 2009