slubbolard

A slubbolard is a person who is both a slob and a tub of lard. A slubbolard rarely has sex, other than with him/herself on the couch next to multiple bags of potato chips. A slubbolard is the male version of 2-Ton Tessy.

Kid: why is that man moving so slow?
Dad: Because he is a full slubbolard.

by porkynaenae October 14, 2017

slutboarding

The process of attempting to convince two (possibly non-sober) girls to make out and/or get it on.

I was slutboarding with Girl #1 and Girl #2 last night and got them to make out hardcore. Aaalllriiiggghhht.

by the_real_Africa June 5, 2010

Slurboarding

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.

Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"

by Scooter37 May 25, 2013