satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024