Sasquatch

A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods

I gave Sasquatch a $500 gift card from a spa, he needs hair removal badly.

by The Real Canadian May 8, 2019

Sasquatch

A legend of sorts, based aroung your mom.

Your mom is a sasquatch.

by ShizzleNizzle March 21, 2003

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

by morgan October 24, 2003

sasquatch

A very hairy person. First name is
usually called Brian

Have you seen Brian?

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Sasquatch

n. black people

Jerry: "DAMN SASQUATCHES STOLE MY CAR!!"
Ismael: "GET THE NOOSE!!"

by cheesepuffs3250 August 16, 2011

Sasquatch

an american male, or male whom acts like an american. used in eastern canada and parts of quebec. strangely, most people from saskatchewan and alberta are sasquatches. (supposedly) derives from the latin term "canus americanus" and was used as a code word by the mexican mafia to refer to CIA agents. sasquatch does not seem to apply to *southern* americans, who are talkative and funny -- the hallmark of the sasquatch is being quiet and angry. in rare cases, women can be considered sasquatch. e.g. lindsay lohan, rosie o'donnell, the cast of 'sex and the city'. a wombat is a baby sasquatch.

"omg fifty cent is such a sasquatch"

"look at all the brand-new trucks in the parking lot, this place is going to be totally sasquatched"

"fuck you haters jay-z is not a sasquatch"

by Joey Tribbliani September 25, 2007