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Dirty Sandman

When having unprotected anal sex with a woman/man, you use Nyquil as lube, pull it out and ejaculate in her mouth... the mix of warm bodily fluid and flu/cold relief liquid will promptly put her to sleep. You may then continue to have sex with her, but a true gentleman calls it a night too.
When Geoff gives Kate a Dirty Sandman, he uses cherry Nyquil so she wakes up with a better taste in her mouth.
Dirty Sandman by ascah June 11, 2006
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The Sandman Special 

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.
My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

Wakeup Sandman 

When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.
She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there
Wakeup Sandman by b-Rad2008 October 16, 2008

persian sandman 

Whence one receives oral sex on the beach, ejaculates into the givers face, and then slams their head into the sand.
Willie gave his a girlfriend a persian sandman and now she is itchy and sticky.
persian sandman by Double B April 2, 2004

Houdini Sandman 

When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.
Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.
Houdini Sandman by run its bc April 27, 2016

Enter Sandman Delima 

A song that is by a popular group which has gained mass praise for the general consensus that is good, and is what the group is known for.
X: Do you like "Get Lucky"?

Y: That's an Enter Sandman Delima for me.

Salty Sandman 

When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.
Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.
Salty Sandman by Tommy Gufano March 4, 2009