Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Samoan

A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.

Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?

by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010

Sambassador

The ambassador from our dweebish social group into the worl of males(oh lawd), but mainly sex. She educates us on all the different aspects of sex, and enlightens our geekish minds.

Sambassador: Hey Guyz!
Geek 1: Hey rude dude!
Sambassador: I have sex yesterz, BOH YAH!
Geek 2: Wowza, what was it like?
Sambassador: Well...

by MAZZLE_MIZZLE May 5, 2009

smoast

a smore, but you use toast instead of gram crackers

lets have smoast for dessert

by betrayer boi September 5, 2009

samease

A beautiful girl that is blunt, real, caring, loyal, and funny

She's so cool, she must be a Samease

by Haypretty January 2, 2014

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

samash

A unique person a leader driven inspirational and can easily Inspire others. Amazing at doing something and making it look easy. A queen. A people person if she wants to be. Destined for great success. A great person to look look up to. Has the most elegant and peaceful pair of eyes. Gorgeously bright smile. Once you know her you'll love her personality. Caring. Sometimes a cry baby. Stubborn. Easy going or laid back. Drama free. Funny, fun, crazy. And always ready to throw hands.

Ashly Wow. Samash is amazing I can tell we are going to be good friends.

by Lover boy 81 November 30, 2017