savering

Savering - verb. (saver, savered) To stare at your computer screen without doing anything for so long that the screen saver turns on.

"Work is so boring. I have been savering almost all day."
"I savered a few times because nobody has called the help desk all day"
"I haven't been able to focus on anything, I just sit at my desk and saver"

by seiryuu December 10, 2008

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Summering

When you are selectively ignoring a person, leaving them out to dry via planned activities.

Are you Summering me?
Did she just get summered.

Dude I think you are being Summered by that chick.

by Dr. Silver October 19, 2017

Samoyering

(Verb) Any act of indiscretion; specifically in the context of alcohol consumption

"That sloppy hoe is Samoyering all over the place."

"I drank so much last night, i don't remember anything. I hope i didn't Samoyer with too many dudes."

"Sam Moyer almost broke our pong table by Samoyering in the quad"

"At the last Rave, Dinger got Samoyered"

by EWWW RAW September 13, 2007

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

stammering steamer

hangover diarrhea

"Funknasty in there with his shovel doin the stammering steamer."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.

Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .

by Lieordie September 1, 2016