the whitest cracker in the saltine box

A Gullible Caucasian

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"

by Chigger2323 August 2, 2016

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

Saltineers

A salt lover group

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE

by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Saltine

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021