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Sneaky Salamander

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When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016
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5 salamander

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when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes
maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass
by Mr.StickyPants December 27, 2011
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greasy salamander

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when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander
“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander
“that’s freaking disgusting
by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018
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Salamander

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An acient wannaba dinosaur
Whats wrong salamander?
I cant find my Jurassic Park pillow anymore
by Guess :) April 8, 2003
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(verb) 1. To engage or perform an act of sexual intercourse. 2. The art of woo'ing women to come back to your room to procreate, with or without the glove. 3. A mixture of the hokie pokie and electric slide, naked.
1. "Yo Matt are you going to ask that girl to slamdance?"
2. "Hell man, imma ask seven girls to slamdance tonight!"
3. "Hey, what do you say after this party we go back to my room and slamdance?"
by FanToes February 10, 2008
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salamander

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1. elemental spirit of fire.
2. brightly coloured tetrapod reptile.
Hey look, a salamander, wow!
by Jay December 2, 2004
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Salamanca

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A city in western Spain, located on top of a big, flat mountain. It was made famous thanks to a battle at which the Duke of Wellington’s British and Portuguese troops thrashed the French while the Duke’s Spanish allies enjoyed a relaxing siesta after a hearty lunch of pig (see “Cuisine” below).

PEOPLE - Populated by a curious mixture of Castilian locals (“Salmantinos”) and American students. For nine months of the year, the Salmantinos walk the streets, wearing at least four layers of clothing, a hat, scarf and gloves, and complaining about the cold. For the other three months, they wear at least two layers of clothing and a hat, and complain about the heat. At all times, the Americans walk the streets, remarking that everything is “gee, really neat”. Both the Salmantinos and Americans secretly wished that they lived in Andalusia.

CLIMATE - Cold, very cold, f**king freezing, or f**king boiling.

ACCENT - The Salmatinos (unsuccessfully) mimick the accent of their better-spoken neighbours, the good people of Valladolid.

CUISINE - The Salmantinos enjoy a varied diet of roast pig, pork sausages and ham, sometimes eating a stew made with all three and a few boiled chickpeas thrown in. Fish lovers can choose from trout stuffed with ham or trout wrapped in ham. On special occasions (see below), it is traditional to eat a pig pasty.

SPECIAL OCCASIONS - On the second Monday after Easter Sunday, the Salmantinos celebrate the return of prostitutes to the city following Lenten abstinence. Female Salmantinos bake a pig pasty which is eaten by male Salmantinos so they have lots of energy for their evening in the puticlub (brothel).

MONUMENTS - The Plaza Mayor features a plaque to the City’s founder, the Duke of Wellington. Not content with one cathedral, the city has two - both of which are quite good.

THINGS TO DO - Learn genuine Salamancan Spanish - “¡Ay, qué frío! ¡Ay, qué calor! ¡Ojalá viviera en Andalucía!" - with a genuine Salamancan accent - “Gee, Salamanca es una ciudad realmente neat!”. Alternatively, catch a train to Portugal, Avila or Valladolid.
I'm going to study in Salamanca. It's oniy an hour or so from cool places like Avila and Valladolid.
by ayayay April 6, 2008
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