When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.
guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!
guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!
guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.
guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!
guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.
by kons163 November 26, 2010
Get the kentucky switcheroo mug.A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.
by Clarissa June 17, 2003
Get the switcher mug.This is a sexual term referring to a particular sex act where a man receives a blow job from a woman, cums in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a passionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own cum in her mouth. Hence, San Francisco Switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)
Man: You gonna swallow right?
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.
by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007
Get the San Francisco Switcheroo mug.A male whom when using a public restroom switches from the urinal to toilet midstream. Said person may still be considered a switcher if he switches during one go. They're commonly found in bars where you will usually find a urinal and toilet within close proximity. Alcohol is almost always involved and fuels a switchers switching.
There have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they're considered a fables.
There have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they're considered a fables.
You walk into a bar's restroom to go to the bathroom. A male is standing at the urinal. You look away and when you look back they're on a toilet. This is a switcher.
by Moonbloodsflow October 12, 2010
Get the Switcher mug.To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006
Get the Skitched mug.1) Activating hydraulics in your car, usually bouncing them up and down.
2) Having sexual intercourse where the penis alternates between going into the vagina and going into the anus of the girl. source: Girls Gone Wild, Doggy Style
2) Having sexual intercourse where the penis alternates between going into the vagina and going into the anus of the girl. source: Girls Gone Wild, Doggy Style
1)Ridin around town in a drop-top Benz, hitting the switches in my black 6-4.
2) Last night, I was with Brendon, and he finally hit the switches on me. It was the most romantic thing ever.
2) Last night, I was with Brendon, and he finally hit the switches on me. It was the most romantic thing ever.
by playaplave January 19, 2006
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