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ben swanson

A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.
Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.
by IM A RUNNING BACK February 10, 2018
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The Swanson’s

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!
Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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Reverse Swansoned

When the bad luck fan of the home team shows up to the game in the opposing game's jersey and roots for the non-home team effectively reversing the bad luck and dooming to the opponents to a Cleveland Browns level of bad luck and losing.
That fan that Swansoned us last week, showed up again this week wearing the other teams jersey and our team won the game with some really freaky lucky plays. He totally reverse Swansoned them!!!!
by Squad game January 10, 2022
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Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.
Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep
by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022
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Hornsby Swanson

I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.
by hornsmitt May 18, 2022
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Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.
"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."
by Jimbur July 13, 2021
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Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal
by gregswan January 13, 2009
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