1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
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