Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.
After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise
by CraZy E July 11, 2006
Get the peanut suprise mug.A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.
Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"
by -real March 30, 2009
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A female taking one in the poon, one in the butt, one in the mouth, and one in each hand while laying on a lazy susan so the men can spin her.
by m&p July 9, 2006
Get the coxs suprise mug.hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.
by JonathanAnderson October 2, 2006
Get the Curly Brown Suprise mug.When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina
by Leddyking September 9, 2020
Get the Mexican Spice Suprise mug.The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
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