The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.
Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
by O' Chungus November 20, 2022
Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
by Ralford November 16, 2010
by Bacon Steve July 05, 2006
(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite April 29, 2011
by The stork dialed April 03, 2018
explaination to children of y something is having sex with another or explaination of what you are doing when they see you having sex.
by dc kerlin March 01, 2008
The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.
by Yamade November 23, 2021